impersonation the highest form of flattery??

Funny Nicki Minaj impersonation:


Any ways the point of this post I just found out that a certain somebody has been jacking my style.  Using my stupid little catch phrases.  Dressing off beat, wearing blue everyday like me.  And now she wants to join my sorority...

Now I get that I didn't invent half the mannerisms I've acquired, BUT I'm known for them in my small part of the world.  So should I be flattered that shorty is swagger jackin me? or should I be offended?

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Don't Blame Nicki Minaj...

So I got the idea for this post from Miss Khaki, check out her post here...

In her post she's basically asking what is all the hype about Miss Minaj, she's not even all that *hoodrat voice*

Here's my comment on the whole situation:
"I like what she stands for, a female presence in the rap game...



BUT


Like many who sign with Young Money, her shit got lame once she got a lil bit of fame.
She had tracks before her beam me up scotty mix tape, and she has talent (she can spit/sing)
but fuckin with wayne now she's auto tuned- out, she's sounding more n more like him.
Its pathetic...
(Devil's advocate time) No body can knock her cuz shes doing what wayne's doing... NOT EVERYTHING WAYNE SPITS IS HOT!!!! but people act like it is, i feel my iq drop everytime I really listen to him, so now I just bop to the music.
As far as these women out here calling them selves barbies (BARBIES = Bum Ass Replica Bitches Imitating Everyone's Swag) that's their fault, can't blame Ms Minaj..."


So the point of my post is, is it really Nicki's fault that all these bumb bxtches decided it was cool to swagger jack her?  That is was cool get matching weaves and run around calling themselves barbies when they look like ken?

I say don't blame poor Nicki, lol.  Now she's gotta go think of another way to be origianl while the bird bxtches sit and wait for the next big thing.  Come on  son *(ed lova voice*), that's like blaming Jordan for making his sneakers- how was he supposed to know that they would become the official hoodrat shoe of choice???


If anybody is offended by this post... TOO BAD ITS MY BLOG lol

I leave you with the latest young money video "Bed Rock"

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this is that sh*t I be talking about....

I hate females.  I HATE FEMALES. i hate females.

Ok let me back track a bit.
There's this girl, who shall remain nameless, who I've known since the 3rd grade.  We were best friends since then up until the 10th grade.  Our friendship ended like most highschool bff relationships do.  She got a boyfriend and you couldn't tell her nothing.  I was ready to assert my independence and no longer wanted to be known as "her friend".  Lets just say the usual high school drama.

And so when the clique she left me for left her, guess who came crawling back? DING DING DING!
That's right, she did.

So I kept her at arm's reach.  My mama always taught to never burn bridges cuz you'll never know when you'll need a person, so I did what she said... I kept my friends close, and my enemies closer...

Years pass.  I went away for college.  She stayed in NY for college.  And once the decision was made for me to come on back we decided to meet up. The two real friends that I have held onto from college both live in CT so I needed some local peeps, not friends, but someone to help pass the time.

So I meet up with her && we go shopping.  We both are discussing our financial/school situations when I realize we have a lot still in common.  She mentioned how her grandmother was subletting a 2 bedroom apart.  Rent and utilities included, and it was hella cheep.  Needless to say I was sold.

The following week we made plans to go see the apartment and I let her borrow a skirt of mine that I bought on our shopping trip.  This was back in August...  For those of you who don't know, it is now NOVEMBER!

I have yet to see the apartment and have officially moved on.  I never really wanted a roommate so now its time for me to do me, alone.

Even still, at this point, it's the principle of the matter.  I don't particularly borrow friend's clothes or vice versa because I have my own unique style and they have theirs.  Plus we're all different sizes.  So when she asked I was a bit reluctant.  But of course me being the optimistic fool that I am I figured 'hey we're gonna be living together soon, so I know I'll get it back'...

Um, yea- no.

Bitch is ducking me.  So I sent her a lovely text this morning so I could be done with it all.  Honestly, the skirt wasn't that expensive but I wanted her to know I was calling her bluff.  I tell her its really messed up to make promises etc, especially since this isn't the first time I've hit her up on the subject.  Every time I contacted her it was "yea girl Ima bring it this week end, oh and we should go out for drinks" <---- never happened.

So now she responds and tries to flip everything on me... UMMMM NO

Basically in a nutshell, she is tryna flip shit on me and say that this is a petty reason to cut ties with a person.
[I kindly remind her that if she can't return a skirt, how can i trust her to pay her half of the rent??]
She claims she has a lot going on and that I shoulda knew there was a reason why she wasn't answering me.
[bullshit, because the same 5 mins it took you to send me this text you coulda did it a month ago instead of inviting me out on the town]


This shit is really getting to me because I don't like being catty, but she's about to bring it out...
I don't understand why females act the way they do.  That's why I trust 'em as far as I can throw 'em...


you've been warned...

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sad (not really) realization

As my loyal followers would know, I just spent the weekend visiting the hubby && I had a great time!

I won't get into details, well cuz those are for me to enjoy in my private time ;)

But anyways, today on my 6 hour bus ride (blame greyhound they make a 2 hour trip into 17 hours j/k) I decided to put my ipod on shuffle...

Now when the ipod usually comes on I play Beyonce first, it doesn't matter the time of day, my mood, who I'm with, I'm bumpin Beyonce.

But today, something told me to try something different.

So I did.

For some reason a bunch of slow r&b, angry, sad, break up music kept coming on. 

• Keisha Cole- I Shoulda Cheated
• Beyonce- Resentment
• Monica- Shoulda Known Better

the list could go on && on...

But the one thing I realized as I lost myself in the music (something I can only do in a moving vehicle appearently lol): I'm happy.

I am a content relationship wise (everything else still has me wanting more) and this is rare.  Usually there's something bad for me to dwell on or try to find flaws in the guy.
I am my own worst enemy.  I try to find ways to destroy my own happiness. I don't know why, but I do.  I start arguments.  I run away from relationships when they get too hard.  && I've been too afriad to admit it to myself.

But not this time.  I've noticed a change in me when weeks have gone by && we haven't argued lol.

What do you guys think?  Do you think this is a problem most women have in one way/shape/form/fashion?
I think we let too many outside influences come in between us && what we really want that we become accustom to not being happy/fulfilled...

Idk, its late && im rambling.
good night.

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psycho babble.

I'm visiting my boyfriend away at his school && I started to reflect on our relationship.  I compare it to other people && their relationships, not because I am unhappy, but because I am a female && we tend to do these irrational things.

Any way.  I watched how couples who weren't having sex destroy their relationship by having sex.  Some people may argue that sex doesn't change anything but I beg to differ.

If you take the time out to get to know your bf/gf (&& I mean a few months at the very least) and you get to appreciate their company && personality then if something major happened (idk they lose their job,  or are crippled... know I'm an extremist) because you care for their being wouldn't you be more likely to stand by them then...

If you guys were only having sex?? If the only connection you have with a person is a physical one then when they're looks start to fade, wouldn't the connection also??

My point is people (especially my generation) need to slow with claiming people as their bf/gf when they barely know 'em.  And they damn sure need to slow down when it comes to fcukin' && suckin'

This is just my opinion of course && I have my own reasons for the random post...
hehehe

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coonery.

I'm getting really sick of what is happening to my black people.

Today as I walked home from class, I noticed this group of middle schoolers (I'm assuming but kids are big these days) && the way they acted/ talked was very unbecoming.... lol

Now by no means think I'm passing judgement cuz I cuss like a sailor && proud of it.
But I know there's a time && place for everything, but these kids musta missed that memo.

So the convo goes:

random lil boy:  You a hoe, you was giving him [who? idk] head in the staircase!
random lil girl: How you know? where you there? anyway, that's my boo so I can do whatever I want!

Ok, umm...  Boo? My teeth hurt I was cringing so hard.
they continued:

lil boy: You a hoe cuz you was messin' wit his friend when school started.
lil girl: We broke up.  Why you on my dick? I ain't messin' with you so why you care?
lil boy: Cuz I don't like hoes, you nasty!
lil gurl: Ya mova's a hoe && she nasty!

when did we start to teach our young to hate each other && their selves?
I didn't talk like this when I was younger.  Partly because my mother would snatch me bald if I did.  But mostly because I wouldn't want anyone to talk to me like that.

When did our generation loos it's self respect?  && why are we passing this on to our youth?!

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"I ain't have no daddy around when I was growing up...

... thats why I'm wild & I don't give (what)"-  Tierra Marie

LOL

wanted to start this post on a lighter note.

I've been noticing lately a lot of men receiving praise for taking care of their children, and I mean bare minimum.

UMMMM...

Isn't that what they're supposed to do??  If a man has a baby with a woman (willing or not, because if you didn't wanna run the risk of children you shouldn't be fcukin') then he is OBLIGATED to take care of his children.  At least a real man.

I don't get where the break down in the black family happened, but now I feel like it's irreversable.

My family destruction happened around the age of 12.  See, although my mom &&sperm donar never married he made an active effort to be in my life.  He came to school plays, my gynastics tournaments, the whole nine yards.  He was even playing daddy to my sister (we later found out that she has a different father than I)...

Then Vanessa happened... I remember this lady because for a long time I blamed her for the deterioration of my perfect little family.  This high- yellow, water head, bajan woman swept down && stole "daddy".  She had her own son, Damien, && they were all shacking up playing house.

While the visits became less frequent, the phone calls got shorter && shorter, until finally everything just stopped.  Now me being the stubborn person that I am (even back then) I felt like if my father missed me && wanted to see me, then he would.  It was that simple.  So I refused to call.  Refused to write.  I didn't ask that man for anything.

Needless to say, the child support suddenly became a problem for him after 15 years of it not being one.  I can never remember my parents being intimate (I guess they split before I was born) but there was always respect, I guess for my &&my sister's sake.  But I think that evil which was buzzin' in his ear && the respect was gone.

I can't respect anyone who disrespects their mother, the mother of their children, etc. so when I heard stories (once I was much older)  I got a sour taste in my mouth.  The man that use to play barbie with me &&talk me back to sleep after I've had a nightmare wanted nothing to do with me.

So I convinced myself that I wanted nothing to do with him.  I guess it was the only way I could deal with it then.  The only way I could avoid being hurt.

Years pass.  I'm 20 years && away at school at this point when my mother gives me a phone call.  My sperm donar had requested her on myspace.  WTF??!?! Really? Myspace?

He had sent her a message about wanting to contact my sister && I.  So many thoughts rushed through my head.  Why now? What's so different?

I accepted his friend request && exchanged cell numbers with him because I didn't want this to control me any longer.  We spoke maybe twice.  He wanted me to come visit him on spring break in Delaware.  Here I thought he was still living in Brooklyn.  He also wanted me to meet Daron, my three year old brother.

I was so hesitant.  I didn't wanna see him, Daron, Damien or Vanessa.  He had explained to me that Vanessa was no longer in the picture.  Was this why you had sudden interest in the family you left behind?? Hmm.

I didn't go see him.  As much as I thought I could handle it, I couldnt.  As much as I thought I was ready to deal with this && move on, I wasn't.  I haven't spoken to him since.

I am now 21, about to be 22 & have had no father figure for the majority of my life (besides my mom, she has been both parents for me =)).  But this leads me to ask these questions:

1. Does not having a father in your life affect your ability to interact with the opposite sex?
2. Do you think it distorts your views on what 'family' is supposed to look like?
3. Does it make you more inclined to having a broken family of your own someday??

the same goes for not having a mother around, but that doesn't apply in my case.

My point, I think, is love your family.  Learn from your parent's mistakes.  Always try, don't ever half-ass anything.

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men hate make up?!

so I was talking to the bf (as usual) after a bowled[see carnivore's dictionary] attempted at applying a full face of make up (foundation, blush, eyeshadow/liner, mascara, &&gloss) I was a little discouraged...

He began to lecture me about how much he hates make up && that I don't need it. The sweetie told me I was a batch[see c.d.] with or without the make up.

=)

My question to you guys is this: Why do males hate females in that wear make up in the real world[c.d.] but idolize the celebrities that cake that stuff on their faces??

Food for thought♥

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Dear Mr. Man.

Yea I know. I can be stubborn && irrational at times, but you knew what you were signing up for.

::sighs::

You know what I mean.

Sorry, but somethings about me will never change. I just want you to make me feel less crazy when the rest of the world tells me I'm insane.

Today, I feel like you've been making me feel like a psycho. I know I've been doing better because we haven't argued in a week.

BUT,
the minute I get upset your compassion goes out the window. You never relate, instead you make me feel like I have no reason to be feeling this way.

May be you needed this in writing, cuz I can't keep saying it.

Good night.

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hoe please.

::sigh::

This is a public service announcement...

If you have multiple sex partners (some of which, you don't know their last names), your idea of a date is fcukin' in ur homeboy's bathroom, you can no longer count on your fingers &&toes how many dudes have ran up in you...

NEWS FLASH:
you're a slore.
a whore.
jump.
skeet.
slide.
hoe.
...whatever the kids are calling it these days.

Ok gather 'round, its story time

So I know a girl, lets call her Angie.
Angie, whom I haven't spoken to in months (partially because I was distancing my self, you know the old sayin 'show me who your friends are && I'll show you who you are') so she decides to confide in me, probably because she doesn't have many female friends...

Angie, thinks she's pregnant. Hoeray!
No, this isn't one of those "I'm so happy for you" moments.
I accidently uttered,who's the father?
cuz UMMMMM last time I checked, she was single && had been for a long time.

And do you know what hoe said?
I think this dude named Roc.

Ok, back track.
Angie, is some one I met in college my freshmen year.
She was one of those girls that did extra shit to get attention but swore she didn't have to do anything but walk in a room to and be the center of attention.
She also was willing to do whatever to keep that attention, including sexin' everything that walks (she was a liquor lesbo).
No body really respected her but she was popular && the go to person for parties, so lots of people tolerated.

Back to the story.
Naturally I'm thinking: what do you mean 'you think'? what's his real name? does she know it? why would you even sleep with some one who calls them self Roc?
So I asked her what she planned on doing about the situation.

DISCLAIMER: I am pro choice, its your body I just hope your ready to live with the choices you make.

The b*tch goes:

"(sucks teeth) Ima get rid of it! Don't no man want some chick with kids... How would I look??"(exact words here)

So many things wrong this, where shall I start?
1. your more worried about finding a man than finishing school.
2. your not concerned with your emotional or physical well being, just as long as you remain appealing to men.
3. if a man doesn't want you after you've had a child, he probably wouldn't of wanted you before (don't blame the kids lol)


My point
if your a hoe, own it. admit to it.
if you have no desire to better yourself, own it. admit to it.
whatever your flaw, love it && keep it moving.

I know this was random, but oh well

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Chris Brown

.::DISCLAIMER- In no way,shape, or form do I condone domestive violence::.

Ok am I the only person who did not watch the Chris Brown interview? Why didn't I watch the madness, you ask? Because. I am honestly sick and tired of this story.

If this was happening to your neighbor? Would you be this interested in the situation? Would you even have an opinion? Would you not forgive the abuser? Give him a second chance?


Besides that, I honestly don't BELIEVE Chris is violent in nature... I think he was provoked

.::food for thought::.

[Rihanna sings of fighting a man tonight, lmao]

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Future advice columnist?

Hello all...
I am pleased to announce that I received my first email asking for advice! The sender (who wishes to remain anonymous) is asking, to some, a life altering question. I am too happy to answer the question as it is a subject dear to my heart.

The email is as follows:

"Dear PrincessaMedia:
I just wanna say I wasn't really into the whole blog thing but your's is kinda cool. You can relate to it, which is why I joined your group on facebook. I don't want you to reveal my name on your blog because those who know me or you will automatically know what situation I am speaking on.

But my question is: When do things get easier? I feel like I give and I give to family, friends, and even my boyfriend and I feel like I never get the same in return. Now all the people in my circle aren't all jerks (my boyfriend and my sisters and brothers) but the friends aren't as understanding or caring...

After I sat them down to tell them how I was feeling and what we should do to move on and it seems weeks later nothing has changed. What should I do?"

I would just like to say thanks for reading my blog! And secondly this isn't an easy question to answer. Some of the more stubborn people I know would say to cut them off and keep on moving. Some of the nicer people I know would say try talking to them again because some people never learn on the first try.

Personally, from experience I've learned that just because you hold someone in high regards that the sentiment doesn't have to be returned. I had people in my life that I felt were life long friends that turned out to be semester long friends...

You see like my mom always told me (and she's pretty wise for a young mom, lol) God puts people in your life to teach you certain lessons and that once you learn from them, they leave. So, I was learning from these people and trying to keep them in my life way past their expiration dates.

You gotta go with the flow, and not to sound cliche but if you love something, let it go, and if it comes back its here to stay. If these people are willing to leave (or in your situation, not be there like they should or just overall bad friends) let them go. If they're true friends they'll find their way back to.

Take this as a sign that God wants you to work on you. Maybe you need some more alone time or God is teaching you independence. Just remember everything happens for a reason and to learn to find the good in things.

Hope this helps
xoxo

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