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My name is Eury and I am a pessimist. I like to eat and I also love being at home.
I have no brother and 1 evil sister. 
I wish that I was rich and that I was not so sensitive.
In order for me to survive I need stimulation (mind, body, &&spirit).
I hate spanish dudes who gel down their baby hairs, wear jeans three sizes too small, and speak spanglish. 
I have no patience for ignorance. 
People most likely think I'm a bitch but they soon find I'm the nicest bitch they'll ever meet =). I need to everyday shower. 
I know how to piss people off with out trying. 
I need to hurry up && move out. I don't like it when people don't listen to what is being said. I have an abundance of opinions. When I am bored I like to watch videos on youtube &&stuff my face. By the end of the day all I want is to watch food network. In 10 years I want to have everything I don't have now. I guess you can say I'm pretty fantastic.